An audiobook of the Little Golden Book version of "Star Trek: The Motion Picture." 12 minutes here and you're on to the "Star Trek" movies that are actually good.
Weird. I didn't think Serling's imagination would be so...pink.
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
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And yes, there is a full book of these coming out.
(Mystery Science Theater 3000)