"My cousin, Balin, would give us a royal welcome..."
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And yes, there is a full book of these coming out.
(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
"Sorry guys, I've decided I'd much rather stay with this giant frog. Laters."
An audiobook of the Little Golden Book version of "Star Trek: The Motion Picture." 12 minutes here and you're on to the "Star Trek" movies that are actually good.