There's gotta be something more irritating I can do with this thing. Maybe a horsehair bow scraped across the strings...
Why can't people die according to my schedule?
It's check-mate in seven moves... assuming he makes the opening move sometime this week...
You know, if you're as tired of this as I am, I hear they're hiring over at The Hobbit
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