(William Shatner, Star Trek)
So, as I found out in therapy, I really only loved you for your suit.
"Don't look at me, I was expecting Carl Sagan too."
It's like he's apologizing for the quality of the cover art.
"Wait, wait! Please just stick around, I promise it's much better than this cover implies. In fact, I'm pretty sure whatever the hell's going on here isn't even in the book."