-Adam West, Batman
Yes, there is a third Dungeons and Dragons movie. No, it's not a fan-made film, it's actually a made-for-TV movie that was supposed to air on Syfy but was delayed, probably because... well, look at it. If this movie really was delayed for quality reasons though, that means it must be far worse than what the trailer shows. How do you make a movie too bad for the channel that green-lit Sharktopus?
Love it, although I'm not sure Tim Burton would be the right fit for this epic 80s love story. Sure, he'd capture the quirky awkwardness of an unfrozen delivery boy in love with a mutant from the future, but John Hughes would add more heart, more angst and a better soundtrack.
Also, since nobody thought to include the pivotal role of Zapp Brannigan on the poster, I'm gonna throw my two cents in and nominate William Shatner as the obvious choice.