Bring your child to work day: Lowering children's opinions of their parents forever.
"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"
Bow ties ARE cool! What the?! Must get rid of it!
Fist bump fail.
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
Klingon mating rituals.
An awkward thing to walk in on
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)