This looks about as awkward as my family's Christmas.
"Hey, buddy. Do ya mind? You're kinda ruining the moment here."
"Don't worry about those giant praying mantises, I'll stick my arm out arbitrarily to shield your naughty bits from the camera!"
Bring your child to work day: Lowering children's opinions of their parents forever.
Klingon mating rituals.
An awkward thing to walk in on
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)