When life gives you lemons...

A democratic president. With his hands on his own wife. Watch carefully Bill. (Barack Obama)

In Soviet Russia...their toys would be replaced with shovels! (Yury Luzhkov)

Sir. For the last time, the flag is not going to say hello back. (Joe Biden)

The Russian X-Files spinoff is not off to a good start.

How DARE Michelle Obama encourage people to eat good food instead of junk! She'll be telling kids to stay in school and avoid drugs next! When will this liberal madness end? (Sarah Palin)

Sebulba! Are you OK?