This is the new Mrs. Claus? That means the new Santa is... Oh god NO!!! (Katy Perry)

Modern vampires don't crave blood, only Apple products. (Kristen Stewart)

The 5th Teletubby (Robert Downey, Jr)

photoshop was most likely used here. (Teri Hatcher)

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! (Miley Cyrus)

Wait a minute... didn't I kill this guy in "Taxi Driver"? (Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Harvey Keitel)

Hey Pee Wee...what do you get when you go to the movies? (Paul Reubens)