The World Is Ours

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Together we will rule the world. (Vladimir Putin)

OWNED

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Owned now bow to your Sensei. (Vladimir Putin)

Too Badass For Fist Bumps

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Dude, I don't do fist bumps. A simple bending of the knee on your part is sufficient. (Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin)

Cooties Are A Big Problem On The Hill

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I'll just have this... sanitized first... (Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner)

The Bachelor Auction Was Off To A Bad Start

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Bids? Anyone, bids? No bids?! Why do I even come to these things? (Hamid Karzai)