Well Bernice, I have decided that our marriage is over. Hating you would require an emotional commitment, and frankly, I just don't have the time or the patience.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
In the old days, before the internet, sometimes people had to wait for days for their kitteh to be captioned.
It's the humidity