LUUUUUCY! You got sum splainin' to do!
never underestimate a woman's determination to get where she wants to go
Freakin butterfly! I get whacked in the head one more time with those wings, and it's over for her!
This is why women ask you to put down the toilet seat
Although Auntie Tina would later deny it, We have the PICTURES!
Well Bernice, I have decided that our marriage is over. Hating you would require an emotional commitment, and frankly, I just don't have the time or the patience.
Who's gonna sign for this delivery?