METH

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My husband always tells me to check my headlights before I drive

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3rd Times Da Charm.

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The Body Is Willing, But The Flesh Is Spongy And Bruised!

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Alison gets rid of a troublesome piece of crap...and whatever is stuck to her shoe.

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Protip

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Well Bernice, I have decided that our marriage is over. Hating you would require an emotional commitment, and frankly, I just don't have the time or the patience.

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Ohh..Fred can you please get me the Bug Spray

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I had a great time last night!...at least that's what the police report says

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Eat at Joan's

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Just Another Undercover Bastard

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Where's Sean?

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Well, this oughta keep me from overeating on Thanksgiving

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EXPECIALLY

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I'll Give You Three Seconds

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A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Wasted Life

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