There is No Offense Greater

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

You've Been a Bad Boy

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You've Been a Bad Boy
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Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."

Oh Robert, Say Those Three Little Words I long to Hear!

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I love you! I love you, my darling!

I was going for "Whatever you say." But you're off to a good start, Robert.

Ejector Seat

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Arlene realized she had pulled the foot-rest lever on the recliner way, way too fast.

You, Out the Window!

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And your sister. And your other sister, and your other sister!