WHEN IN DOUBT frag out.
tour de france - extreme version
Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.
Say one more homoerectus joke and I'll pound you into primordial soup!
There. Now, all that's left to do, is carve "Sandwich" into the first bullet...and "Beer" into the second.