Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
"But what's wrong with an AOL email address?"
I don't like your attitude. I'll be having nun of that.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
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