You may dance, if you fancy it. You might also take leave of your companions. For if those companions shall not dance then they shan't be companions of mine.
Bealzebub goeth down to Georgetown to aquire himself a soul. . . .
I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
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