Worst. Piggyback. Ever.
WHERE ARE YOUR EWOKS NOW?
Communism now with complimentary oversized pictures of Stalin... and free puppies.
Fine, we surrender our rich and complex indigenous tradition before the ruthless imperialist expansion of your shallow, meaningless mass culture.
...and you won't believe the dogs in this place!
It puts the uranium in the warhead or it gets the hose again...
First priority during wartime: think about the towels.