Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.
Escaping the POW camp suddenly took a back seat to riding the log.
ONCE UPON A TIME celebrities were a credit to society.
-Buster Keaton (I think)
FIELD RATIONS you're doing it wrong.