What do you think this is for? A carton of cigarettes? How sexy does a box of raisins need to be?
If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!
Wouldn't you rather I took dictation?
It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.
Now this girls is how you show off your assets
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