Yup, I'd board that too.
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.
VINYL FETISH You're doing it wrong. But I just can't be mad at you.
I can't look when someone ruins a good Scotch with water
After coming of age Goldilocks found she loved to sleep in the beds of many woodland creatures
A common military tactic: the booby trap.