My eyes are up here...
That perfect moment when you realise you've captured a fart.
Why women are weak about bad boys
Check out the granny panties Sue's wearing. Ew, disgusting! I'm wearing a thong. Pathetic! I'm wearin' edibles! She's gross. I always go commando! I heard that!
everyday i'm shufflin
Although Rosa was beautiful, John couldn't take his eyes off of the dead cat in her hand.
Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.