Jeez Lady, Take it Easy!

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What do you think this is for? A carton of cigarettes? How sexy does a box of raisins need to be?

Her Weight Goals Were Very Misguided... But Boy Did She Look Good!

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If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!

Mail Has Never Been So Hot...

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It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.

LEVITATING WOMEN

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LEVITATING WOMEN won't work unless they're in bathing suits?