Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
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