OK, when the substitute walks in, everybody drag your nails down the board!
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
All together now, "I will not call my teacher 'Ma Kettle' again."... 247 times.
Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.