New idea for character: Jiminy Cricket
Don't look at me... I'm hideous.
You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?
It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...
I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!