Robot Banditos the villagers f*ed
Don't look at me... I'm hideous.
I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!
Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.
You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.