Don't look at me... I'm hideous.
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.
It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...
You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?
i dont think this is a good idea nonsense lots of women use mechanical devices for sex
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