It Will Give Me Great Pleasure...

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It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

Another Fine Operating System from Microsoft

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Another Fine Operating System from Microsoft
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You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?

Data Retention

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Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.

At The Post-Apocalyptic Petting Zoo

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I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!

So-I've-Heard!

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i dont think this is a good idea nonsense lots of women use mechanical devices for sex