"I sure hope all these things I keep posting don't end up on the Internet." -Abraham Lincoln
OK. 9TH WORD, ONE SYLLABLE, SOUNDS LIKE BED. DREAD. BREAD. SHED. "HE'S GOING TO PUT A HOLE IN MY SHED ???
WHAT ARE YOU, A TROUBLEMAKER? Teddy Roosevelt will kick your hindquarters!!
I was the only person ever to serve in all three branches of the Federal Government. And the only thing you dorks can remember about me is that damn bathtub.
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