Y'know, Charlie, most of the guys just carry a picture of their wife in their wallet.
My friend here just had a bit too much sun! I'll be able to handle him!
Good work, officer.
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Fortunately the Breathalyzer got easier to use.
Mrs Jones had been warned what would happen if she jumped the queue at bingo again ...