Also No Texting While Driving

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Also No Texting While Driving
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Imagine that, a time when people spoke to each other on the telephone with the goal of enjoying some good old-fashioned communication. Amazing.

Usually Right Around Dinner

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Usually Right Around Dinner
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The HORROR! The TERROR! What time will it be for you when the TELEMARKETER calls?

Let's Get This Party Started

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Let's Get This Party Started
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Mom Says "Nevermore"

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Mom Says "Nevermore"
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Stanley makes a collect caw to his mom.

Can't Get No Higher

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Can't Get No Higher
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Her constant calls were driving him up the wall