I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.
Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.
Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" deleted scene: Prank Caws
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Her constant calls were driving him up the wall
I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!