Stanley makes a collect caw to his mom.
Her constant calls were driving him up the wall
The HORROR! The TERROR! What time will it be for you when the TELEMARKETER calls?
Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Social Networking Changed My Life Now I know about all the parties I wasn't invited to...