I'm sorry there's no one called the doctor here.
Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" deleted scene: Prank Caws
The HORROR! The TERROR! What time will it be for you when the TELEMARKETER calls?