Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Or you could change her diaper.
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.