Baby Wouldn't Understand Anyway

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Although the resemblance was uncanny... The milkman never said a word to Mrs. Johnsons baby.

That's a Lot to Choke Down

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So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.

Pops Gassed us Out

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This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.

Your Son Has F**kin' Issues...

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Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.