Time. Are you mom enough?
I don't always barge into your room, but when I do, I don't knock.
I wanted something flashy and hot and sexy for the dance, and Mom gets me grey!
Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
What are you staring at? They're adopted.
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