Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
What are you staring at? They're adopted.
Mommy, whats kerlester all?
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!
...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
Time. Are you mom enough?