Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!
Tommy knew Mommy took her "happy pills" again when she introduced him to his new little sister.
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.
Or you could change her diaper.
I wanted something flashy and hot and sexy for the dance, and Mom gets me grey!
This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.