Although the resemblance was uncanny... The milkman never said a word to Mrs. Johnsons baby.
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.
Or you could change her diaper.
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
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