...and after this I am going to teach you how to make sandwiches...men love sandwiches.
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
What are you staring at? They're adopted.
Or you could change her diaper.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.
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