Mommy, whats kerlester all?
WE WERE SO POOR The milkman TOOK away our milk.
How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Sometimes... warm milk needs a little help
Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?