Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Sometimes... warm milk needs a little help

Mommy, whats kerlester all?

How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

WE WERE SO POOR The milkman TOOK away our milk.