Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
IN EXCHANGE FOR ALLOWING ME A GLANCE OF THINE BEAUTY I OFFER MINE ARMS UNTO THEE!
I should have seen what he was from the very beginning...
I love you! I love you, my darling!
I was going for "Whatever you say." But you're off to a good start, Robert.
Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.