Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
I should have seen what he was from the very beginning...
I love you! I love you, my darling!
I was going for "Whatever you say." But you're off to a good start, Robert.
IN EXCHANGE FOR ALLOWING ME A GLANCE OF THINE BEAUTY I OFFER MINE ARMS UNTO THEE!
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