Not the Poetry!

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Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

A Grave Mistake

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I should have seen what he was from the very beginning...

Oh Robert, Say Those Three Little Words I long to Hear!

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Oh Robert, Say Those Three Little Words I long to Hear!
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I love you! I love you, my darling!

I was going for "Whatever you say." But you're off to a good start, Robert.

Use Them to COVER YOUR SHAME

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IN EXCHANGE FOR ALLOWING ME A GLANCE OF THINE BEAUTY I OFFER MINE ARMS UNTO THEE!