One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
Why should tax payers buy this for the TSA? Full body scan of Marilyn.
I'm converting to Buddhism
BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!
Two wenches One goblet
No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....