I'm converting to Buddhism
Why should tax payers buy this for the TSA? Full body scan of Marilyn.
BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!
One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
and this ones a sea mammal holding a bukkit lol
Fortunately the Breathalyzer got easier to use.