One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
I'm converting to Buddhism
Fortunately the Breathalyzer got easier to use.
Why should tax payers buy this for the TSA? Full body scan of Marilyn.
Two wenches One goblet
BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!