BUCKWHEAT you are not the father!
and this ones a sea mammal holding a bukkit lol
I TOLD you to stop rating my LOLZ so low...BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOOO!!!
No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....
Two wenches One goblet
One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
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