Didst my lady enjoy thine royal ball? Let's just say there's a few items checked off my bucket list.
Ride or Die! Calm down Hortense.
SLUMBER PARTIES not as exciting as pr0n leads you to believe.
Due to a spelling error in the local law book, the term "horse drawn carriage" was misinterpreted as punishment for promiscuity.
I've noticed that the uglier the hat, the better the service.