Taking your father to school on" What my father does for a living day" is a bit unnerving when your father is Beelzebub
your mother and i are very disappointed in you...
See, it doesn't hurts! So, why does mommy cries when she steps on it?
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
I swear by all that is holy, if you touch my puzzle one more time I'm going to cut you into pieces, marinate you, let you go bad and then feed you to vultures.
...and not a single puck was given that day!