Sometimes... warm milk needs a little help
I grew up in your typical suburban surrealist family.
Jack, these aren't magic beans, they're goat droppings. You fell for it again.
One more wise-crack about my big cock, and I'm gonna snap!
Someday I'm going to bulldoze all this land and put up a casino. Young Donny Trump had ideas, big ideas.
and then just close your Adolescence Avoidance Module 3000 until their 18th birthday! Teenage problem years are a thing of the past!