When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
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My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!
Shag the lot of you... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.
Thou dost appear quite the jester... ...with thine trousers upon the floor