WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
Ah! Here it is. "Aquarius; You are an upperclass twit with a penchant for stealing flowers from young women in cafes." Spot on, chap!
THE DEFENCE BUDGET just went up again
We see here the damage from excessive fapping.
So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!
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