OMG! Did you see how Catherine let herself go? Her waist must be at least 19 inches! Truly despicable!
WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy? A pr0sititute, Sister Assumpta! Oh thank heavens, I though you said Protestant!
Ah! Here it is. "Aquarius; You are an upperclass twit with a penchant for stealing flowers from young women in cafes." Spot on, chap!
THE DEFENCE BUDGET just went up again