Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!
West of House.You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
You know I control your allowance?
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
I spy with my little eye something beginning with T. Err, Is it Tank comrade? Hmmm, he's getting too good at this.