What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
Wanna eat something? Why not Zoidberg?
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Move yerself ya useless bint... ya call this gruel?