These Pockets are Impossible

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These Pockets are Impossible
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Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!

They Promise Death

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They Promise Death
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Breaking News - Early results of new weightloss drug are promising!

Dandy Smuggler

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It's not great for getting through doorways but just fine for smuggling drugs out of Mexico.

Should've Gone With First Response...

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Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.

Tastes Like Cat Hair

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Tastes Like Cat Hair
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Of course I didn't "put something funny" in your drink....