They Promise Death

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They Promise Death
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Breaking News - Early results of new weightloss drug are promising!

Home For the Holidays

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It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.

These Pockets are Impossible

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These Pockets are Impossible
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Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!

Should've Gone With First Response...

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Even after peeing on the cigar twice, Mary still couldn't tell if she was pregnant.