We're Walking

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I'm ready! So where are we going tonight?

With that dress? Nowhere. I drive a Smart Car.

Dandy Smuggler

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It's not great for getting through doorways but just fine for smuggling drugs out of Mexico.

Control Yourself

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The filing cabinet did his job excelently, but they had to let him go on sexual harrasment complaints.

Junk in the Trunk

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I've completed half of my weight-loss program... The upper half.

Know Your Place

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Know Your Place
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Honey... Does this dress make my butt look fa- NO!