Make another "double barrel" joke... I dare 'ya!

LOLCATS before the cheezburgerz were invented.

Objection! Leading! Just because my client is a sheep doesn't mean he is a baa-a-a-a-d person!

Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...

And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.