And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.
Try as he might, Reginald couldn't make the hand-farting sound.
Just give him the frigging goose!!! NEVER!
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...
LOLCATS before the cheezburgerz were invented.