Try as he might, Reginald couldn't make the hand-farting sound.
And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.
Just give him the frigging goose!!! NEVER!
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...
Draw me like one of your French gulls.
LOLCATS before the cheezburgerz were invented.