The doctor says it can come off in a few days, if I stop chewing at the stitches.
Sir, when I said the economy needed a shot on the arm...
Shut up, and help me hold it down.
Nothing seems to be able to scare this little girl to death
Cure? No, but if we mix enough poisons, they might stop worrying about the disease.
But Jenny is the one who wanted to play doctor. And all I did was what daddy does with our maid when they play doctor!
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