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Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.
Do it Mary. Watch Jersey shore.
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
It's time for your period.