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COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.
Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
Do it Mary. Watch Jersey shore.
It's time for your period.