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Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
COME ON BETTY let's go with him. He looks legit.
Do it Mary. Watch Jersey shore.
It's time for your period.
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.