Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything especially where Dick is concerned!
When Dick is concerned it's best to mind your own business.
See daddy's bottle? DON'T TOUCH DADDY'S BOTTLE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
Mommy, whats kerlester all?
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