This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.
See daddy's bottle? DON'T TOUCH DADDY'S BOTTLE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.
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