This is for your own safety, son. Daddy's had beans for dinner, again.
See daddy's bottle? DON'T TOUCH DADDY'S BOTTLE.
Uh oh, better be quiet. Dad will kill me if he see's me out here without my space suit.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
EVERY SO OFTEN mommy takes my balls out of her purse and lets me hold them so I can remember what it used to be like.
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