Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.
what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what
It's always the quiet ones.
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?
OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!
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