Pay Attention, Ralph

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This ride is so smooth. It's like we aren't moving at all

Not the Poetry!

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Not the Poetry!
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Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

It's Not The Size Of The Hat, But How You Use It

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what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what

Please Dear, Tell Me More...

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No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....

Would You? Could You? In a Car?

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Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!

Phillips Screwdriver

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The shed of love. Not quite the tunnel of love but still a chance to introduce your date to your favorite tool.