There is No Offense Greater

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

It's Not The Size Of The Hat, But How You Use It

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what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what

You Never Know

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It's always the quiet ones.

Not the Poetry!

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Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

Would You? Could You? In a Car?

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Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!