The shed of love. Not quite the tunnel of love but still a chance to introduce your date to your favorite tool.
Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.
It's always the quiet ones.
No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....
Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?
OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!