It's Not The Size Of The Hat, But How You Use It

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what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what

There is No Offense Greater

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

No Time For Love

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Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.