Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
The shed of love. Not quite the tunnel of love but still a chance to introduce your date to your favorite tool.
Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.
Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.
ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.