Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
It's always the quiet ones.
The shed of love. Not quite the tunnel of love but still a chance to introduce your date to your favorite tool.
This ride is so smooth. It's like we aren't moving at all
Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.