I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
Got a case of the mondays? Visit Monday thru Friday for some work-related relief!
Don't be silly honey, why would women need the right to vote?
Luckily for Tom, the severe facial burns healed without any permanent disfigurement.
COFFEE!! KEEPING STUPID PEOPLE SAFE SINCE I GOT UP THIS MORNING.
gimme that sweet brown liquid crack