MY COUSIN STRAYS FOR TERMITES. AND I GET STUCK SPRAYING FOR BABIES. GOD, I HATE THIS JOB.
So how the hell are we going to get these sheets clean this time?
Running out on me in the middle of the night is bad enough but stealing my blanket while you're at it?!
CLAUS TO THE LEFT OF ME, jokers to the right
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