And after the trespassing incident was resolved, Goldilocks and her new friend were invited to all the parties in the village.
Y'KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE COME HERE FIRST. THOSE 3 BEARS DOWN THE BLOCK ARE FREAKIN' HILLBILLIES.
Go ahead poke it they said... He won't mind they said... He's really nice they said...
At least he can say the bear never laid a glove on him! This guy just keeps smacking himself in the head!