Why in hell don't we have a toilet? I'm sick of going to the gas station.
LED ZEP HOTEL ROOM Seattle, 1969
I told you to leave cooking sea food to the professionals.
Larry was having a really hard time figuring out how he was going to introduce his new fiance to his family...
You just say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good" and the map shows you who's hogging the bathroom
Which one of you morons forgot to jiggle the handle?