You just say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good" and the map shows you who's hogging the bathroom
Larry was having a really hard time figuring out how he was going to introduce his new fiance to his family...
Which one of you morons forgot to jiggle the handle?
I told you to leave cooking sea food to the professionals.
Why in hell don't we have a toilet? I'm sick of going to the gas station.
LED ZEP HOTEL ROOM Seattle, 1969