The AA meetings didn't help Marge at all. She couldn't seem to get alcohol off her mind.
All this creativity sure make me thirsty.
It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
A vodka a day keeps the dispair away.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
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