It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS DRINKING AND LAUNDRY
The AA meetings didn't help Marge at all. She couldn't seem to get alcohol off her mind.
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
DEAL AND BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK WITH MY SANDWICH