Moms. Everybody Has One...

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There's my Deathy-poo! You know, he was the cutest little baby! Here, I have pictures!

C'mon Death, You Owe Me One...

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Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.

I'm Takin' It All With Me!

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yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.