FACEPALM OF DEATH because, yes, you are that pathetic!
Psst! You see that hot chick over there? She's married. Do me a solid and make her single.
I'll teach you to laugh in the face of Death...
Bones is he dead? Not yet Jim! Warp speed Mr Sulu!!!
I think you've made a mistake. My mother-in-law is in the next room.
Before the devil went down to Georgia...he played a few other gigs