A Big Winky don't use slang while being granted wishes
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
Say one more homoerectus joke and I'll pound you into primordial soup!
TELEFRIGERADIO yes, there was life before interwebz.
THE STEW NAZI. The little known brother of The Soup Nazi.